Total Medals Earned: 1,732 (From 222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,835 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (300/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (150/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Restore the fountain's flow
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
5 fruits eaten
10 fruits eaten
25 fruits eaten
50 fruits eaten
Victory!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (195/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Use all weapons
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Upgrade everything at least once
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 6/24 (75/500 points)
Get the "Death Bone" artifact.
Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.
Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.
Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.
Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.
Clear the 1st tower.
Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.
Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.
Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.
Get the "Predictor" artifact.
Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.
Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.
Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.
Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.
Clear the 2nd tower.
Clear the 3nd tower.
Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty