Total Medals Earned: 1,732 (From 222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,835 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/25 points)
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
They're not helping...
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (245/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (40/65 points)
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
It was a nice book...
Those chips were yummy, though...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 5/34 (30/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game